Unfortunately the DB behind me didn't think his actions through all the way. Because we were turning onto a curvy 2-lane road with a 30-mph speed limit, which most people take at 50-mph. Oh yeah. I know. I'm an ass. I went the speed limit. Mwahahahaa!
Every time I looked in the rearview, he was flipping me off. So, about 2 blocks from my house, I breezed through an orange light, and he had to stop. I flipped him a peace sign and made my way home, smiling all the way. That's what you get, douche canoe. That's what you get!