What is it about working in a library that makes people so damn self-righteous? I really don't understand. What about pushing carts around and filing books onto shelves makes you think you or your job is such a big deal? If you're an actually librarian, then yeah, sure. But guess what, moron? You're a student worker. Don't sass me.
Also, why do you walk around and talk to me with an attitude which would imply that you think your job will one day save the world? So for the record, if you shush me again, I will do exactly what I did this time: a stage whisper, which is actually much louder than my regular talking voice. Have fun with that, you petulant bitch.